Joseph the puppy

The other morning I left Joseph to do some drawing while I had a shower. When I came out he had covered his cheeks with spots.

He told me that they were 'puppy spots'.

Puppy spots??

But before I could determine exactly what puppy spots were, he'd yanked off his socks and, as Daddy (who else?) has taught him, put them on his ears to make puppy ears.

And presto, Joseph the puppy.